When Miss Foozie
was a little boy she liked other people. She had lots of friends in
school and from a very young age Miss Foozie was a character. She made
people laugh. Before she knew it, several summers had passed by, and
It was time for Miss Foozie to branch out into the "big city." She packed
her bags and moved to Chicago. Certain that the city had a lot to offer
Miss Foozie and that Miss Foozie had a great deal more to offer the
world, Miss Foozie began a career in customer service. Travelling' downtown
every day working' 9 to 5. Miss Foozie was a great worker (as you would
expect) but too often the job wasn't as satisfying as Miss Foozie had
hoped it would be. Something was missing. She wanted to reach out to
more people. She didn't want to just talk on the telephone. There had
to be something more…
Miss Foozie also happened to have friends who had a beautiful dress that she could wear. They had shoes, jewelry, and even a wig. Miss Foozie was beautiful! She laughed! Miss Foozie had never seen herself this way before. Miss Foozie's friends had never seen her this way before. Miss Foozie was funny! She had her debut! What was her song? I don't remember - but Oh she was funny!
The birthday party was a huge success. All of Miss Foozie's friends had a great time. Miss Foozie was never the same again. Miss Foozie had found something that made her happy. She had found something that made people laugh. She had found something truly special. Miss Foozie was born! Today, Miss Foozie is not a "drag queen"; Miss Foozie is a "personality." She is funny! She'll make you laugh. She will also love you because Miss Foozie loves people. She always does.